The Lady Killers
Centenary Stage Company
February 17 - March 5
Sitnik Theatre : 715 Grand Avenue
by Graham Linehan
A classic black comedy; a sweet little old lady, alone in her house, is pitted against a gang of criminal misfits who will stop at nothing.
Posing as amateur musicians, Professor Marcus and his gang rent rooms in the lopsided house of sweet but strict Mrs Wilberforce. The villains plot to involve her, unwittingly, in Marcus' brilliantly conceived heist job. The police are left stumped but Mrs Wilberforce becomes wise to their ruse and Marcus concludes there is only one way to keep the old lady quiet. With only her parrot, General Gordon, to help her, Mrs. Wilberforce is alone with five desperate men. But who will be forced to face the music?
Child (under 12) / Student
$27.50 ALL SEATS w/ Buy One / Get One Rush Special
$25.00 ALL SEATS, Hackettstown Residents $10.00
Friday Preview Hackettstown Residents $10.00 Rush Tickets with ID*.
All other tickets $25.00.
*Preview Rush Tickets ONLY available at the CSC box office day of performance.
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